What The @#%$

Merry Christmas and a happy New Year

2006-12-20T00:14:00.000-08:00

A merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all my Friends and Family.
I hope you have a great one and may the New Year be good to you

enough is enough

2006-11-30T01:23:00.000-08:00

you ever get to a point were you know you can't take anymore shit and have had enough, where all you want to do is to be left alone or to disapear. Well I have! I have to deal with someone who is so sensitive about eveything and anything you can't even talk to this person. I am at the end of my patince with everything and everyone.

First for woman

2006-11-23T06:53:00.000-08:00

This new insurance company is pushing the "men don't get it" thing, saying men do stupid things while driving and thats why they won't insure them. I wonder if the take into consideration talking on your cell phone and doing makeup on the way to work.
In the last 2 weeks i have counte 30 more females talking on cell phones without hands free then men, and have counted 50 women brushing there hair using the rearview mirror or doing there make up and this is while they were in motion not waiting for traffic to move. Maybe thats why the women need their own insurance company cause others are not wanting to insure them. i think they should change there ads to a woman doing her make up while driving and the say "cause men dont get it.

More parking tips

2006-11-23T06:43:00.000-08:00

The sneak forward while he's backing up

When there's just not enough parking spot

2006-10-19T03:27:00.000-07:00

My apolgies Rich, Don, D'ave and Tony.

2006-10-19T02:01:00.000-07:00

Sorry guys did'nt mean to start anything on your site . That was uncalled for but this is what i was responded to

"Dieemmer Says: October 18th, 2006 at 2:46 pm
Tack, what a wanker! how many times must people point out the blog’s name was incorrectly printed. Checked out your site too….Ooo look at the big gun. Prat. "

and here was my response:

"Tack Says: October 19th, 2006 at 10:48 am
Uhm Dieemmer you don’t know me so you would’nt understand. calling me a prat and a wanker wow! I’m truly amazed by your colorful banter you puss infected bag of anal discharge. see now thats a decent burn "

A beer advertisement for men

2006-10-18T01:53:00.000-07:00

Honey your parents are here.

Uh Doc dont tell anyone

2006-10-18T01:49:00.000-07:00

How dou you explain to your medical aid they have to pay for this.

Tongue piercing gone wrong

2006-10-18T01:31:00.000-07:00

If your thinking about piercing your tongue read this storey first and make sure the person doing it is certified

Smokeless tobacco

2006-10-18T01:17:00.000-07:00

The answer to smoking in public is tasty. With skoal there is no 2nd hand smoke, it wont harm the people around you and its safer then smoking. There are so many flavors to choose from such as: Cherry, vanilla, apple, mint, spearmint, peach. Tobaccanissits in this country should start looking for this product or similar products. It taste great and you get your nicotine fix with out been told to put out your cigarette

What's wrong with our police force

2006-10-18T00:45:00.000-07:00

It looks like we need a police force to protect us from our police force. Do they not screen these guys before they join. Every day you hear of policemen breaking the law. It's time to start recruiting a educated person to do this job even if the pay has to go up. Here are just a couple of incidents. 22 cops charged with rape, cop shoots farmer, man killed in car accident, Drug Traffikicking and accidental shooting. This all in just two weeks, no wonder crime is rampant in this country. Our police force is so busy with their own after hours activities they are to busy to do their jobs. Police should not work in one province let alone one area for more then two years, we should also be recruiting a higher caliber police officer. It's not number of cops I'm worried about its the quality of the training and the professionalism that they do their jobs with.

The actual Meaning of customer care

2006-10-12T02:25:00.000-07:00

F.N.B.= FUCKING NO BUSINESS SENSE
Its clear to me that banks don't know the meaning of good customer relationships.
F.N.B. ,its real meaning: FUCKING NO BUSINESS'S SENSE, sent an S.M.S to my wife saying she was pre approved for a two thousand Rand overdraft account and all she had to do to get it going was open the account with a R100.00. She did this and found out that she now had to apply for the overdraft. With this she decided that they had misled her and told them that she was going to close the account after one week because of the misinformation. When she closed the account she got R65.00 back. So F.N.B made money on their screw up. The other day F.N.B. S.M.S her again to say she has been pre approved for a Thirty Thousand Rand loan , so she phones to confirm and they say yes all they need is her I.D. and it will be done. Well a week later she has to phone them and is told "sorry we can only loan you seven thousand Rand". Wait a second but she was pre approved for a thirty thousand Rand loan. Am I wrong is this not false advertising and can nothing be done about this? Anyone with feed back or other complaints please tell me. Can I not go to an Ombudsman about this?

Good eating or popol chicken

2006-10-11T03:28:00.000-07:00

My cousin Introduced this to me it's a great way to braai your chicken
1. 1 whole chicken
2. Cut the top of any beer or cyder can shove said can with contents still in can up the chickens ass
(this might seem violent but in the end its rather tasty)
3. Stick chicken ass down into webber or similar braai and cook
4. chow down.

Sorry d'ave this a'int for you buddy but you can maybe try it with a pumpkin?

Something to make you laugh

2006-10-11T02:49:00.000-07:00

Thats Funny

I got Married

2006-10-03T02:42:00.000-07:00

Well I have been away for the last week and a half as I tied the knot last weekend so back to grinder after my week off. I hated driving into work this morning after have a beautiful sunny week off in Cape Town.
Thanks to everyone who came ,I hope you guys enjoyed yourselves. Will be sending all of you some photos.
Thanks again.

When is the world going to wake up

2006-09-19T00:50:00.000-07:00

Qur’an 8:59
“The infidels should not think that they can get away from us. Prepare against them whatever
arms and weaponry you can muster so that you may terrorize them.”

How many more suicide bombers? How many more efgies burned? How many more innocent people injured or killed by Islam supporters before the world says enough is enough? Why is it that Muslims get such leeway for demonstrating when someone offends their religion and scream for blood? Why is it that when other religions are offended they must put up with it? I have never seen Christian, Buddhist or Hindi suicide bomber. People will tell me " oh what about the crusades?" . Well Muslims raided and took these cities by force, Turkey,Israel and lower Europe. So all the crusades were was to stop their wave of attack spreading. So if you still want to go on about it here is a few of many Islam terrorist escapades: When will it stop? When will the world look up and see this is not them trying to keep their faith, but to force it on the rest of the world.
(Look at this list)
PARTIAL LIST OF ISLAMIC TERRORIST ACTIVITIES

Qur’an 5:51
“Believers, take not Jews and Christians for your friends. They are but friends and protectors to each other.”

WHAT THE FUCK

2006-09-15T02:16:00.000-07:00

Well I,m really pissed off that's why I am not censoring anything. Last night watching the 10:00 pm news on SABC3 they were talking about same sex marriages. They had a minister from the apostolic church who was totally unprepared. No same sex marriage can be blessed by a Christian minister, this goes against his constitutional rights as it clearly states it in the bible. There is no room for movement if you try to adjust it it is not Christian based. Why is it if I don't want to go to a restaurant that is Halaal I must go else where cause they won't serve me bacon. That is the Muslim belief not mine. BUT if gays and lesbians want to get married the Christians have to abide by the rule of the country. SO ask your self which religion is been raped.
The reporter was going around in circles saying " if god love us equally then surely we can marry whoever we want to" what you forget is same sex marriages are sin in the bible. So if you say we can do away with that sin then god will let me murder ,rape and steal to my hearts content because I'm an equal. Hey this is South Africa where it is ok to murder, rape and steal. If the rules of a secular government let same sex marriages then the same those people must go and get married by a secular minister. You can't argue this fact it says no to gay relationships in the bible FULL STOP. Where are our constitutional rights to practice our faith as Christians. If they get away with it I will be suing any and all restaurants for not serving me the food that I feel I should be entitled to eat . Maybe same sex couples should ask a Muslim mister to marry them then lets see what happens. So to the the governments new bill you get my big FUCK YOU

What everyone forgets.

2006-09-14T05:05:00.001-07:00

What everyone forgets when screaming at Israel or The U.S. for backing Israel is the real threat from these Islam militant groups.

"Islam is a revolutionary faith that comes to destroy any government made by man. Islam doesnÂt look for a nation to be in better condition than another nation. Islam doesnÂt care about the land or who own the land.
The goal of Islam is to rule the entire world and submit all of mankind to the faith of Islam. Any nation or power in this world that tries to get in the way of that goal, Islam will fight and destroy.Â -Mawlana Abul Ala Mawdudi, founder of PakistanÂs fundamentalist movement

One of Those days

2006-09-14T05:05:00.000-07:00

Ever have one of those days where you have banged your head a minimum of at least 2 times,your car is making a noise it never has before, the computers are down at every bank you walk into, your customers have no idea what they want, you have a raging headache and time seems as if it is going backwards. That's when you ask yourself , why the hell did I get out of bed this morning. No wonder traffic was so quiet today everyone else did stay in bed!

Our Swift and competent Justice System

2006-09-13T02:49:00.000-07:00

Well our justice system is at it again, it seems a judge in Kimberly ( a Mrs Padaychee) has released 13 people on the fact she did not want to work after 4pm. Two of the released are alleged rapist, one of them has been sought since 2000 and the other was wanted for rape of a 16 year old girl. I wonder if Mrs Padaychee would have stayed longer at work if it was her or her daughter that had been raped by this man.

One of my staff members told me that the man living next door to her killed an intruder in his home on Monday at 5 am. Our speedy and well trained police force only came to attend the crime scene and pick up the body at 5 pm ( the incident was reported at 5:30 am).

In Capetown gangs are doing what the goverment can't or won't. Apparently gangs are now sponsoring sports teams,helping out with home loans,funding political parties and policing their areas, this apparently is making the kids look up to gangsters. At the same time as doing all these good things they are selling their drugs,trafficking people and stealing, and while they gain an ever stronger foothold in the lower income communities our police will look for bigger fish to fry and we will never have to worry that our tax money will be going to pay judges for their over time.

Bad Iranians

2006-09-08T02:40:00.000-07:00

The U.N. has asked Iran to stop enriching Uranium, but they have continued to do so. This has been going on for months now. The States wants to use sanctions but the U.N. thinks this is to extreme. It used to be when there was a threat from a another country force would be taken to now taken more human measures and using sanctions, but now it looks like the U.N. wants to sort out these problems by adopting a Dr Spock (how to raise your children Guru) by saying to the staes that sanctions is to extreme but what we will do is tell the to stop again and again and again and again..................................... . Is this just me or is that idiotic, I mean who is going to listen when the only so called actions taken are "STOP OR ELSE we will tell you again to stop"
The U.N. has become a Maltese poodle all noise no action.

My So called RotiX

2006-09-06T03:43:00.000-07:00

About 2 years ago me soon to be wife(thank you)
bought me a roti x ridgeback for my Birthday.
She bought this puppy from Keywest pet shop
in Krugersdorp, who assured her that this would
be a big mean eating machine, but in the end
what I got was a beanie baby . I hate been lied to.

Hev D'ave This is for you

2006-09-06T03:00:00.000-07:00

Saw this and thought you would like it.

HIV Gag

2006-09-06T02:07:00.000-07:00

I find it really strange that right after Judge for Yourself heated debate, where Zackie Achmat said that the goverment is lying to the people about Aids.The goverment or should i say Thami Mseleku wants top medical officails not to disclose real Stats on H.I.V.

We are keeping our eyes on you

2006-09-01T03:12:00.000-07:00

I was speaking to a friend yesterday, He works with the street kids, and he was saying it's just not tourists or locals sexually abusing these kids but the very people who should be protecting them. So here is what we are going to do: To the police and public officials and any one else who harms these children we will be posting your ugly mug or footage of you on this blog. So if you don't want the world to now your dirty secrets don't mess with the street kids. This is not a threat but a promise. Every picture we post will be accompanied with what area that person was in and if we can we ill get license plate numbers too. If you have any concerns or are aware of this going on in your area leave a comment on this blog and the area if you have pictures even better.